Being the sergeant here, I’m actually the rankin-est guy, so I’m in charge. Today a truck came by with MOPP Gear (protective suits and masks for NBC stuff, nuke, bio, chem) and dropped a box of it off. Didn’t get all our sizes right either. They said we needed them in case we had to go do more looking for plane crash survivors because a bunch of toxic stuff got released in the water and along the shores.
Really? Seriously? Who comes up with this stuff? It’s in the 80’s outside and they want me to lounge around in a charcoal lined suit.
Well, that box is sitting right where it is until I see a mushroom cloud rising over the horizon.